Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

whats 2+2? 4

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Farts smell bad!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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