a man walks into a prostitute.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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KKK

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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