Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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gay marriage.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Dubstep < Music

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Anti Joke

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