why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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