- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

women's rights

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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