What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

wanna hear a joke? not really

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Bloody kids ...

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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