See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Where do babies come from? My garage

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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