What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

:O + :P = 69

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

That didn't hurt.

Smart Blondes

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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