- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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