Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Anti Joke

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