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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Cold camel scrotum.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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