- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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