Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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this is gay

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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dislike this...please.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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