Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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miley cyrus

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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