Cancer.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

this is gay

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Joey mayer's face

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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