What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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