- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

dead battery come on down

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Women.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

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