Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Who is a knob? ross d

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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