I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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