Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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asian, do math

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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how do you confuse a blond?

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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