Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Society.

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Yes.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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