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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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hi patrick

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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How are you? Yes

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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