How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Dick spice

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Hearpin my durp

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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