Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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