How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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my mom raped yerr foot

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Jews

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96

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Anti Joke

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