What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Stop being a centipede

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Penis penis poop butt

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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