Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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rape that shit

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Spell: “This word”

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Ham sandwich

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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