- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What is the difference between a duck?

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

JEWS

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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