Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A man made a sandwich.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Anti Joke

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