Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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I saw a shovel once.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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.....Carrot Top....

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