- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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