A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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