- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Where's my tractor?

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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