A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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