- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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