- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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