- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

guess what what? nothing.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

You have cancer

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Black People.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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