- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

#scabbers

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

It's long!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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