- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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