What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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fkda

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I Have a Black Friend

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Please spell dyslexia.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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dislike this...please.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Anti Joke

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