Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Anti Joke

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