Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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The 13th Amendment...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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