How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A disabled man walks into a bar.

women playing football?

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

The 13th Amendment...

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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