You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Gadaffi

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Your social life

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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