What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Anti Joke

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