- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

asian, do math

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I have a crush on my dad.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

penis

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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