What's wrong with woman Everything

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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A snake walks into a bar

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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