Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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The penn state football administration

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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why?

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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