What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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