- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What's wrong with woman Everything

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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