How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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