- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Poop

Seth stock has a large penis

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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