- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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