What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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W.N.B.A.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Ham sandwich

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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