Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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