- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

black people

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

i saw your mom, i said hi

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Girls Basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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