What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Cancer.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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man boobs

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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